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[eerie music]

2
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♪ ♪

3
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- Why?
Why are you in the house?

4
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Get out of there!

5
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- Well, she lives there.
[both laugh]

6
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- Oh, good.
Yeah, grab a kitchen knife.

7
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The worst weapon ever,
every time.

8
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How are you gonna kill a ghost
with a knife?

9
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- Okay, you're a movie villain.
What's your weapon of choice?

10
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- Pfff, easy--
a deadly boomerang comb.

11
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Pull it out, chuck it,
cuts them in half,

12
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grab it, calmly comb my hair
when it comes back to me.

13
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- Then there would be blood
all in your hair.

14
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- Fine with me.

15
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Always wanted to be a redhead.

16
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- Lord, no, I--I can't.
I'm not gonna watch.

17
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- Why are you still watching?
You're a mess.

18
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Do you want us
to put on the game?

19
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- He thinks fear
is like an allergy,

20
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like if you eat a few peanuts
every week,

21
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then you won't be allergic
to peanuts anymore.

22
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- Then why am I still allergic
to latex?

23
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- I'm sorry.
What's that, young lady?

24
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- Nothing.

25
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- Cap, what's
your villain weapon?

26
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- Flamethrower.
- [groans]

27
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- Is that some kind of
perverse firefighter fantasy?

28
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- Not at all.

29
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It's just got the most taglines
after the kill.

30
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"She was an old flame."

31
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"You're fired."

32
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- "His ears were burning."
- Okay.

33
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- "That's what I call
kicking ash."

34
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- both: Yeah!
- [chuckles]

35
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- She's not dressed
for ghost hunting.

36
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- No, not at all.
- No, she is not.

37
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- Oh, what is it?
[dramatic musical sting]

38
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[screaming, laughter]

39
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- Cat.
That is a cat.

40
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God, man!
Why?

41
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- Granny, you should
start smaller.

42
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I'm thinking
a "Scooby-Doo" episode.

43
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- Oh, man.
That might be more appropriate.

44
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[tense music]

45
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- [dramatic musical sting]
- [screams]

46
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- [growls]
- Ah!

47
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- [all ooh]
- Ooh, wow--whoa!

48
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- Did I get him?
- Yeah, you did good, buddy.

49
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Oh, this thing is stuck
to your face.

50
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- Yeah, I think
it's part of me now.

51
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- Damn it, Andy,
you know my history

52
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of knocking
people out when I'm scared.

53
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- I didn't know that, no.

54
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- Why do you think we got you
to do it, man?

55
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- What's all the noise in here?
- Ah!

56
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- Holy!

57
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- I thought Granny wasn't
allowed to watch horror movies.

58
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- Well, at least we got
the mask off.

59
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- Ow.

60
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[rock music]

61
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♪ ♪

62
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- ♪ The fire's out ♪

63
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♪ Now you wanna be ♪

64
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♪ Where the laughs are free ♪

65
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♪ Tacoma FD ♪

66
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- ♪ [vocalizing] ♪

67
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- How's your face feel?

68
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- Still numb,
but at least I can feel

69
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the lower part of my body again.

70
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- Looks like you made out
with a waffle iron.

71
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- [laughs]
What's up, Golf Ball Head.

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- [cackles]

73
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- Hey, Chief, you want
some chicken cordon bleu?

74
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Oh.

75
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- So Granny, when did you start
scare-punching people?

76
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- Oh, uh, probably when I got
my first jack-in-the-box.

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I don't know.
I'm just jumpy, I guess.

78
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- What's the most afraid you've
ever been in your entire life?

79
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- When I was 10, I was
at a surprise birthday party

80
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for my Aunt Carol.

81
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- Ooh, I like
where this is going.

82
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- I was crouched down
with the rest of the guests,

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waiting to surprise her.

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And right as she walked
through the door,

85
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everybody jumped up
and yelled at me.

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It was
my surprise-surprise party.

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- So then you swung?
- Yeah.

88
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Uncle Dave wound up
with a broken jaw,

89
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and I got permanently removed
from the Christmas gift list,

90
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so whatever.

91
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- What about you, Ike?

92
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What's the most scared
you've ever been?

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- Oddly enough, it was
at a haunted house.

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- That's not odd at all.
- Yeah.

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That's like saying the wettest
you've ever been is at a pool.

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- Oh.
- [cackles]

97
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- Why does he keep leaving?

98
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- Anyway, I was working at this
place called Nightmare Manor.

99
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- Oh, I know that haunted
house, right by the refinery.

100
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- Yeah!
I played the executioner.

101
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- More like the flex-ecutioner.

102
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- You saw me?
- No.

103
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- Oh, anyway, yeah, I jumped out

104
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and scared this guy so bad
once, he had a heart attack.

105
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- Nice job.

106
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- No, no, I mean he went
into cardiac arrest.

107
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And I froze.

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Like, I didn't do anything.

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It was lucky my buddy, Dracula,
he jumped in and performed CPR.

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The guy survived, thankfully,

111
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but I tell you,
that feeling of uselessness...

112
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it really scared the crap
out of me.

113
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- Whoa.

114
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- Anyway, that's the reason
I became a first responder.

115
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- Cool origin story.
Lucy, your turn.

116
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- Okay, I was seven, and I was

117
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at the Tukwila Family
Fun Center with my dad,

118
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and I was holding onto his
pant leg so I didn't get lost.

119
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I, uh, got bumped
into this sea of people,

120
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so I let go for a moment.

121
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And we kept walking for a while,

122
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and... eventually I looked up,
and I realized

123
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that I was holding
onto a complete stranger.

124
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My dad was nowhere in sight.
I was lost.

125
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- Did you find your dad again?

126
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- Ike, you know her dad's
the chief, right?

127
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- [sighs] Yeah--no, I...

128
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That's what I s-- I know that.

129
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That's what I said, Andy.

130
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I mean in the story,
did you find your dad?

131
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She's telling a story.

132
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- That's not what I meant!
- Okay.

133
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- So I kept shouting for my
dad, and no one could hear me.

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It was like I was trapped
under all these people,

135
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and I thought
I was gonna be lost forever.

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It's the most terrifying
feeling I could ever remember.

137
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- I don't remember it that way.

138
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- Dad, I found you
at the concession stand,

139
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and you were wearing
your ugly gray sweater

140
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and holding a bratwurst
with onions.

141
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- The bratwurst rings a bell.

142
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- Why do you keep popping
in and out of here?

143
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- I'm getting my steps in.

144
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Vicky got me one
of these new fit bands.

145
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- I don't think
they're really new.

146
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They've been around
for about 10 years.

147
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- They still suck.

148
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They're supposed
to motivate you to walk more?

149
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All they do is motivate you
to swing your arms.

150
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- Well, maybe you'd have
more motivation

151
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if you had a companion
to walk with, like a dog.

152
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- Ooh.

153
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- We're not getting a dalmatian.

154
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- Oh, come on, I think it'd be
really great for morale.

155
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And besides, I think most
fire stations have them.

156
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- I'm not most fire stations.

157
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Dogs are needy, they stink,
and they lick you.

158
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- What about a Clydesdale?
- They lick you too.

159
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Eddie, I almost got my steps.
Where's my chicken cordon bleu?

160
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- I got it right here.

161
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- Aw, good.
Cheese and ham.

162
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- God, he can be
so ornery, can't he?

163
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- Yeah, but I love that
about him.

164
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- What about you, Cap?
What's your scariest moment?

165
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- That's easy.
Sophomore year in high school.

166
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It's picture day.

167
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The photographer took a photo
of me from my bad side.

168
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- And then what happened?
- That's it.

169
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I know it's hard to believe,
but the photo was hideous.

170
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Even after I cried,

171
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she refused to take of me
from my good side.

172
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- That's it?
- Yeah.

173
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I had to petition the school

174
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to stop publication
of the yearbook.

175
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- Wow, that's crazy 'cause--
- Mm-mm, ah.

176
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- Oh, okay!
Impressive.

177
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- It's his good side.
- Andy, your turn.

178
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- Oh, I'm not afraid
of anything.

179
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- Nah, come on, everybody's
scared of something.

180
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- Nope, not me.

181
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There is nothing I can think of
that I am afraid of.

182
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- What about Chief
when he's low on carbs?

183
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- Not even that.

184
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Basic law and union guidelines
prevent him

185
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from mortally harming us
in any way.

186
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- Well, I sure hope so because

187
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I have something
to show you guys.

188
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh.

189
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- Hey!
- Whoa!

190
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- Lucy, you are dead.

191
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- Lucy, why would you bring
a dog in the station

192
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when you know how much
your dad hates animals?

193
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- He doesn't remember losing me
at the family fun park,

194
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so maybe I don't remember
him saying no dogs.

195
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- Ooh, I don't know if that's
gonna hold up in court.

196
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- What's your name, boy?
Huh?

197
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what's your name?
What's your name?

198
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What's your name?
Does he have a name?

199
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- I don't know yet.
- Wow, he's an orphan?

200
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- Orphans have names, man.
- Yeah, that's true.

201
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- I just don't have the heart
to name him

202
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in case I have to give him back.

203
00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,268
- You gotta give him a name,
like, um, Sparky.

204
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- Yeah, or Blaze.
- Flame-O.

205
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- That's already taken, bud.
- Not a dog, though.

206
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- I got it--Hoser.
- Oh, yes!

207
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- Hoser it is.
Aw, come here, Hoser.

208
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- What the hell's that?
- Oh, jeez.

209
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- I can explain.
- Chief, you know what?

210
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It's actually all of our faults.

211
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Well, it's like 60-40, Lucy.

212
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- I saw him
at the animal shelter,

213
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and I mean, look
at this face, Dad.

214
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- How could I resist?
- Look at that face.

215
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- We named him Hoser.
- Get rid of it.

216
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- Oh, come on, I will walk
and feed him myself every day.

217
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- Please?
- Oh, yeah?

218
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You said that when
you were 12 years old,

219
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and I ended up scooping
dog shit for two months.

220
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- Oh, hey, what if we get
a golden retriever?

221
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- [sighs] You're missing
the point, Ike--no dogs.

222
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- Station 24, respond
to structure fire

223
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at 666 Eerie Ave.

224
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- Let's go.
- Tough address.

225
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Come on, Hoser.
Good boy.

226
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- Hey, Chief, are you
gracing us with your presence?

227
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- Yeah, I gotta get my steps in.

228
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- Wow, you're taking
this seriously.

229
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- Vicky's monitoring
my progress on the website.

230
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- Happy to have you.
- Glad to be here.

231
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- Try not to get in the way.

232
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[rock music]

233
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♪ ♪

234
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[sirens wailing]

235
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Is that what I think it is?

236
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- It is if you think
it's Nightmare Manor.

237
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[tense music]

238
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♪ ♪

239
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- I hope Granny's up for this.
- [cackles]

240
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[eerie music]

241
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,157
- Car one to dispatch,
I got smoke showing

242
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on a three-story
wooden structure.

243
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,334
Car one in command.

244
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,250
- Whoo-hoo, baby!
What are the odds, huh?

245
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,686
- Man, I don't like this.

246
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,493
And why is that crazy old lady
staring at me

247
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,516
from the top window?

248
00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,276
- I can't remember if that's
a cardboard cutout

249
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,215
or a real ghost.

250
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,870
Rumors are this place is, like,
haunted for real, for real.

251
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,742
- [yelps]

252
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,807
- I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I ain't afraid of nothing.

253
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,441
- All right, Lucy,
you're with me.

254
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,245
- We're on crowd control.
- Okay, Ike and Granny.

255
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,812
Grab the main attack line
from rear step.

256
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,422
The three of us are
gonna locate the fire.

257
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,119
- Andy, you man the pump.
- Cap, why can't I go in?

258
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,463
I'm not even afraid
of this place.

259
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,016
- Yeah, let me man the pump.

260
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,776
- Andy, you man the pump.
Granny, get in there.

261
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,386
All right, let's go to work.
Pack up, everybody.

262
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,937
- Hey, Granny, don't crap
your scaredy pants.

263
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,722
- [cackling]
- Stop whining and get to work!

264
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,072
[dramatic music]

265
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,074
- Tacoma FD!
- Tacoma FD, everybody out.

266
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,486
- Everybody out, please.
- Please exit the building.

267
00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,773
- Let's go, let's go.
- Come on.

268
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,470
- Let's go.
Please exit the building.

269
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:02,621
- Everybody outside, please.
Thank you very much.

270
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,559
- Everybody out.
- Outside.

271
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,734
- It's like I never left!

272
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,388
Place looks exactly the same.

273
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,477
- We got smoke coming up
from the floor over here.

274
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,653
- No, no, Cap.
It's a fog machine.

275
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,437
- This is all fog machine.
- It's all fog?

276
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,743
All right.

277
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,356
- All right, Lucy,
let's go this way, come on.

278
00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:21,359
- So this way is
the Witch's Cauldron Room.

279
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,859
It's actually a great place
to have sex

280
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,493
if you're into hot tubs
and stuff.

281
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,582
Over here is
the Room of a Thousand Eyes,

282
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,952
also a great place to have sex
if you're into being watched.

283
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,344
- Look, man, let's
just find the fire

284
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,389
so we can get the hell
out of here.

285
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,284
- No, yeah, absolutely.

286
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,306
Uh, best thing to do would be
cut through the Insane Asylum.

287
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:38,725
Ah, sorry, old habits.
The Mentally Challenged Ward.

288
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,727
It's right here.

289
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,380
- [dramatic musical sting]
- Ah!

290
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,860
- [grunts]
- Oh!

291
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,949
- Whoa!
- And what the hell was that?

292
00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:48,256
- Dude, you just punched
an employee.

293
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,171
- I didn't mean to.

294
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,975
You know this is the type
of shit that freaks me out.

295
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,933
- Hey, Carl, is that you?
You crazy son of a bitch.

296
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,917
You can't jump out at this guy!
He's my buddy, Carl.

297
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,372
He's worked here
for, like, 12 years.

298
00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,484
- Hey, Carl.

299
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:02,357
[upbeat rock music]

300
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,228
- Hey, everybody, listen up.
Tacoma FD.

301
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,230
A fire alarm has been
triggered in the building.

302
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,842
I'm gonna ask you to evacuate
in an orderly manner.

303
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,801
- Oh, no.
save us, right?

304
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,324
- Sir, this is
an actual emergency,

305
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,891
not part of the show.

306
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,937
- Oh, sure, yeah.
The smoke almost seems real.

307
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,765
[imitates choking]

308
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,743
- Dad, I think these
firefighters might be legit.

309
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,464
- What, a chick and a fat guy?
Come on.

310
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,268
- All right, buddy, let's go.
Come on, you guys.

311
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,946
You and your kid, out.
Ghouly, let's go.

312
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,382
You're out.
Let's go.

313
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,558
Everybody's out.
Everybody's out.

314
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,342
Lucy, you head down the hallway.

315
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,842
I'll take these people out.
I'll meet you in the back.

316
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,129
Okay? All right.
Look at this guy.

317
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,696
I got a werewolf here.

318
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,699
[eerie music]

319
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,789
♪ ♪

320
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,792
[screaming]

321
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,492
- Oh, yes.

322
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,495
The Hall of Hands.
I forgot about this place.

323
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,019
Ah--oh, jeez, sorry.
Is that Phil back there?

324
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,629
[laughs]
He's as strong as an ox.

325
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,109
- All this smoke is fake.
- Yeah.

326
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,476
All the fires are fake too, man.

327
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,027
Where's the real stuff?
[screams]

328
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,440
- Don't do that--just reach out
and shake a hand or something.

329
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,857
Don't offend 'em.
Come on.

330
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,816
- Let's just get
through this, okay?

331
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:12,011
- Yeah, unless the next room is
the Hall of Hand Sanitizer,

332
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:12,949
I'll pass.

333
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,168
[applause]

334
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,039
Aha.
Ah, thank you.

335
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,649
- Well done, Cap.
They love it.

336
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,410
All right, just, uh,
to the right here, fellas.

337
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,044
- Okay--ah!

338
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,962
- Take it ease.

339
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,703
- Come on down, folks.
Watch your step.

340
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,792
But please get away
from the house.

341
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,968
Thank you.
Sorry to ruin your night.

342
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,380
- Hey, uh, can we get
our money back?

343
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,971
- Actually, I don't work here.

344
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,993
- How about a voucher so
we can come back another time?

345
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,211
- I mean, I have
some TFD stickers

346
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,020
and maybe some band-aids--

347
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,195
- Ah, forget about it.

348
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,562
Another crappy weekend with Dad.

349
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,241
- Let's go.
- Sorry, kid.

350
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,132
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

351
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,245
- Stay calm, sir.
- Dude, back up off me.

352
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,987
- Your eyeball is hanging down
by your mouth.

353
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,337
- Do you know how long
it took me to get this right?

354
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,078
- It's a $40 prosthetic.
- Oh.

355
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,167
- Asshole.
- Oh, thank goodness.

356
00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,040
I didn't wanna actually have
to deal with that.

357
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,259
Whoo--oh!

358
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,654
Those aren't real guts.
They don't get that glossy.

359
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,831
Okay, tell me that is
a fake cleaver

360
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,746
on your--all right.

361
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,748
The last thing I need
from you with the cleaver

362
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,054
is an attitude.

363
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,143
- Hello?

364
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,146
[dark ambient music]

365
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:25,282
♪ ♪

366
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,718
[eerie tone]

367
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,852
Hello?
Someone there?

368
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,898
[heartbeat pulsing]

369
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,203
Hello?

370
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:36,206
- ♪ [vocalizing] ♪

371
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:42,996
♪ ♪

372
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,736
- Hey, Chief, I got
turned around.

373
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,435
It looks like I'm at
the Silence of the Rams Room,

374
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,828
whatever that is.

375
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:52,527
You copy, Chief?
Chief, do you copy?

376
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224
Hey, Dad?

377
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,314
Okay.

378
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,805
Damn flashlight.

379
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,292
Chief?

380
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,902
Dad?

381
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,047
[sighs]

382
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,744
[dramatic musical sting]
[screams]

383
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,965
- Your radio won't work
down here.

384
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,837
There's no one to hear you call.

385
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,796
- Mister, you need to go--
- I'm Buffalo Phil.

386
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,973
- Have you seen a fire chief
dressed like this?

387
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,758
- Is he a great,
big, fat person?

388
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,151
- Excuse me?
- Come on.

389
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,327
You never saw
"Silence of the Lambs" either?

390
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,372
You're like
the 10th person today.

391
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,287
Does no one watch
the classics anymore?

392
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,072
- I thought this was
Silence of the Rams.

393
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,030
- It's a copyright thing.

394
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,269
- Listen, the building's on
fire, and you need to evacuate.

395
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,904
Is there anyone else down here?

396
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,602
- If I said Hannibal Lecter,
would you know who that was?

397
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,865
- Uh...
- Oh, unbelievable.

398
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:14,261
- [sighs heavily]

399
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,220
Oh.
[screams]

400
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,136
Ow.
Come on.

401
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,573
[coughs]

402
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,794
- Wow, it's all
smoke and mirrors, fellas.

403
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,404
Oh, and if you need
a confidence boost,

404
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,208
stand in front of this one
with your pants off.

405
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,104
Hello!
Whoo-whoop!

406
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,149
- Okay, enough.
Ike, where's the control room

407
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,108
so I can turn the fog off
and the lights on?

408
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,284
- I'm flattered you think
I had control room access.

409
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,305
- I've never been in that room.
- Okay, I'll find it.

410
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,941
You guys keep looking for the
real fire, I'll get the lights.

411
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,290
- The sooner the better, Cap.

412
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,727
- You're fine.
Come on, let's go.

413
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,685
I know this place
like the back of my hand.

414
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,513
[both scream]

415
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,212
Oh, hey!
Whoa, come on, man. No!

416
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,822
Calm down, man.

417
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,131
[both scream]

418
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,003
Granny, that's like
seven years bad luck.

419
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,439
- Okay, raise your hand

420
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,225
if you're in need
of real medical attention.

421
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,184
Oh, really, of all people,

422
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,099
the one that doesn't
have a hand?

423
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,667
- I have a splinter in my foot.
Do you have any tweezers?

424
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,452
- Can you give us
a status update on the fire?

425
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:19,326
- I, um... Chief
will do that, actually.

426
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,173
- Can you just fill us
what's going on inside?

427
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,808
- Has it been contained?
- Is this live?

428
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,202
[tense music]

429
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,813
- Can people see me right now?
- Have you evacuated everyone?

430
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,641
- I don't know.

431
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,600
- How many people are
still inside the house?

432
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:36,299
- What--no.
Is that a werewolf?

433
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,389
- [vocalizing]

434
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,654
- [whimpers]

435
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,135
[solemn music]

436
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,007
- [grunts]

437
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,488
Dad?
Buffalo Phil?

438
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,448
Anyone?

439
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,102
I'm stuck in the well!

440
00:16:56,189 --> 00:17:00,541
[sighs]
And I really have to pee.

441
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,977
[groans]

442
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,938
- Oh, brother.
You gotta be kidding me.

443
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,290
Lucy?

444
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,007
Hey, you, you.
Have you seen a firefighter?

445
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,684
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

446
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,904
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with your mouth?

447
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,993
You can't talk?
What's the matter with you?

448
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,536
Hey, your mouth's
not really sewn shut.

449
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,866
Evacuate the building!
God.

450
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,713
Hey, hey, buddy.
Have you seen a firefighter?

451
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,957
What the hell's in your mouth?
Is that a ball?

452
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,437
Show's over, pal.

453
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:30,136
God, these people.

454
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,400
Hey, have you seen a
firefighter come through here?

455
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,750
Okay, great.
All right, you know what?

456
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,404
All of you, get out.
Get out!

457
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,251
Gotta evacuate the building.
Let's go, come on.

458
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,191
There's a fire in here.
[growls]

459
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,804
- Hey, wait a minute.

460
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,242
Granny, this is
my old executioner's room.

461
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,808
Check it out, man.

462
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,695
- Man, I feel like
something's crawling on me.

463
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:55,291
Get it off of me, man.
Just get it--get it off.

464
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:59,295
- God, man, you're fine.
God, Granny, calm down.

465
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:03,082
Man, I remember
every single detail.

466
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,606
Look at the chains
hanging here, the big axe,

467
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,129
a rusty guillotine too.

468
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,044
Ah, there's Glenn back there
in his cage.

469
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,480
Oh, right there.

470
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,110
That's where I used
to jump out and scare--

471
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,094
[both scream]

472
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,444
- [wheezes]
- Oh.

473
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,186
- My heart.
[gurgles]

474
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,361
- No, no, no, no.

475
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,014
[tense music]

476
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,409
[sighs shakily]
Oh, not again.

477
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,632
- You can do this, Ike.
You got this.

478
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:36,593
Be the flex-ecutioner.
Be the flex-ecutioner.

479
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,856
[exhales]

480
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,859
Come on, breathe!
Don't you die on me!

481
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,819
[funky rock music]

482
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,647
♪ ♪

483
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,039
- Oh, oh.

484
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,302
Come on.

485
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,310
House light, rise and shine.

486
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,271
Ah, the staff kitchen.
Okay.

487
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,622
[camera shutter clicks]

488
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,713
- That's gross.

489
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,802
[eerie music]

490
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:15,980
Hello?
Is someone there?

491
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,069
Hoser!
[Hoser barks]

492
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,377
Hoser, good boy.
Hoser, go get help.

493
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,378
[Hoser barks]

494
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:25,729
[upbeat music]

495
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,558
Well, that's got a 50-50 chance
of working.

496
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,648
- [huffs]
Come on, don't you die on me.

497
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,476
Come on, my health insurance

498
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,174
doesn't cover this much therapy.

499
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,741
- [gasps, wheezes]

500
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,527
- Okay.
- Wow.

501
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,050
- Okay, easy.

502
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,878
- Whoa.
- Yes!

503
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,271
- Thank you.

504
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,534
Hey, I guess I did
a good job, huh?

505
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,667
- Yeah, you got him good.
I am so glad you didn't die!

506
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,452
- Aw, thanks brother.

507
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,560
Hey, no one ever thinks
about the executioner dying.

508
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:57,108
- You know?
- Hey, I was the executioner.

509
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,287
- Oh, I can tell.
[laughter]

510
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:05,204
- Thanks, man.
- Okay, let's get him up.

511
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,944
- Granny, you all right?
- Huh?

512
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,383
- How long was I out?
- Aw, man.

513
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,255
[both scream]
No!

514
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,779
No!
Man!

515
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,651
You're giving him
mouth-to-mouth this time!

516
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,915
- Lucy.
Lucy, are you in here?

517
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:25,049
Lucy, are you in here?
Lucy.

518
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:28,009
[Hoser barks]
Oh, boy.

519
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,532
[Hoser barks]

520
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,143
Welcome to my nightmare.
Surrounded by dogs.

521
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,710
Get out of here.

522
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,236
Hoser, is that you?
It is you.

523
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,063
Oh, are we gonna do this?
[Hoser barking]

524
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,978
Are you trying
to tell me something, boy?

525
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,024
Is Lucy trapped in a well?

526
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,722
Wait, is she trapped in a well?
[Hoser whimpers]

527
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,289
I can't believe
we're doing this.

528
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,073
All right.
Let's go.

529
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,207
[upbeat rock music]

530
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:05,525
- [sighs] Engine 24 to command.

531
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,441
After all this,
it's just a popcorn call.

532
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,703
- Hey, that's my lunch.

533
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,966
Man, that
popcorn button's bullshit.

534
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,074
- Buddy, you could've
burned down the whole building.

535
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,100
- Yeah, okay.
I surrender.

536
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:19,495
- Whoa, nice dick tuck.
Love the dedication.

537
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:22,281
- You're the first person
who actually gets it.

538
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,499
[ambient music]

539
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,850
- Is anybody there?
Hello?

540
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,765
[Hoser barks]

541
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,464
Hoser, I need help.

542
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,770
- Dad!
- Well, well, well.

543
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,120
- Dad, seriously,
this isn't a time for puns.

544
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:37,774
- You're fine now.
I found you.

545
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,907
- You mean Hoser found me.
- Hoser followed me here.

546
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,537
- Yeah, because I told him
to go get you.

547
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,519
- Hoser's a dog.
Dogs don't understand English.

548
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,260
[Hoser barks]

549
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,238
- All right, why don't we
just get me out of the well,

550
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,326
and then we can discuss it?

551
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,873
- Is that lotion down there?

552
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,764
- Yeah, I don't know why
there's lotion in here.

553
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:54,051
- Hold on a second.
- Why?

554
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,576
- It looks like the good stuff.

555
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,099
Here, put the lotion
in the basket.

556
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,535
- Are you kidding me right now?

557
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,034
- Yeah, put the lotion
in the basket.

558
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,427
- Dad, please tell me
you're kidding.

559
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:03,559
- Put the lotion in the basket!

560
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,888
- Why are you yelling at me?

561
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,586
- [sighs]
Have you not seen the movie?

562
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,371
- No, I haven't seen the movie.
- It's a classic.

563
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,088
- Okay, great, why don't you
just get me out of the well,

564
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,872
and then we can watch
all the classics together?

565
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,942
- Okay, but seriously,
put the lotion in the basket.

566
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:18,162
- [growls] You're so weird, Dad.

567
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:21,209
[upbeat rock music]

568
00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:24,560
- Hey, Hoser.
- [cackles]

569
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,087
- I gotta say,
this place is awesome.

570
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,365
I'm having
my birthday party here.

571
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:28,695
Who's in?
both: Nope.

572
00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,107
- Hey, Carl can get us
a meet and greet

573
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,741
with all the hands.
both: Nope.

574
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,023
- Captain, Chief, somebody's
gotta talk to the press.

575
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,789
- Where's Andy?

576
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,269
- Uh, I think your guy's got
a problem with public speaking.

577
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,315
- Look at him.
He's all petrified.

578
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,230
[whimpers]

579
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:44,928
- Yeah, I got the same thing.
That's why I wear the mask.

580
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,278
- He faced his fears,
and now look at him.

581
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,673
Hey, wait.
Guys, that's what I did.

582
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,240
- I guess that's what we all did

583
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,000
'cause I almost just died
in that creepy well.

584
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,504
- Well, you get paid
to not be afraid,

585
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,177
so I'm proud of you,
and I'm not proud of you.

586
00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,378
- It goes both ways.
[both laugh]

587
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,094
- All right, well,
one big question remains:

588
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,642
what about Hoser?

589
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,557
I mean, he did just save
your daughter's life.

590
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,341
- Can we keep him?
- Come on, Chief.

591
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,082
- Come on, Chief.
- Come on, have a heart.

592
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,084
- Come on. [chuckles]

593
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:13,914
- Hi, buddy.
[all aww]

594
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,003
- Okay, okay.
- He--he loves you.

595
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:20,311
- Okay, good dog, good doggy.
- This melts my heart.

596
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,878
- [sighs contentedly]

597
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:24,054
- Get rid of it.
- What--

598
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,883
- Oh, hey, I got my steps!

599
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,103
Excuse me.

600
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,310
- I did not see that coming.

601
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,151
[upbeat rock music]

602
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,110
- Whoop, whoop!
Check it out, team.

603
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,938
The photos from Nightmare Manor.

604
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:41,594
- Whoa, okay.
- The envelope, please.

605
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:43,683
- Ah, yeah.
I'll take that.

606
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,076
- All right.
- Oh, Granny.

607
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,991
- Granny.
- Wow.

608
00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,186
- Hey, can we get rid of that?
- Nah, it's fine.

609
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,646
He doesn't care.

610
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,779
- That's my buddy, Paul.
He's fine, he's fine.

611
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,389
- Whoa.
- Aw, yeah.

612
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,609
- Arms up.
Executioner down.

613
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:57,977
- I know where
all the cameras are.

614
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,568
- Aww.
- There's my best friend.

615
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:00,806
- I wish we could've kept him.

616
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,068
- I think Chief had him stuffed.

617
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:04,312
- Whoa, Luce.
Look at that.

618
00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,532
- Looks clumsy.
- Apple doesn't fall far.

619
00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,403
- Well, I mean, it does fall
far into a well.

620
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,490
- [chuckles]
- Stop.

621
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:10,579
- Whoa!

622
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,886
- Oh, whoa!
- Wow.

623
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,628
- That's not just the bad side.
That's the dark side.

624
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:18,021
That is super embarrassing.

625
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:19,719
- Oh, you wanna talk
embarrassing, Andy?

626
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,721
Check this out.

627
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,350
- Can you fill us in
what's going on inside?

628
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:24,506
Is the fire under control?

629
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,161
- [vomits]
- Oh!

630
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,858
- Yup, firefighter vomits
on camera.

631
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,860
- Story at 11:00.
- Oh!

632
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,993
- Oh, my gosh.


